Everything we make is concocted by hand right here in Minnesota — no fillers, no shortcuts, no mystery blends. We use raw, natural ingredients chosen for strength, nourishment, and honesty. You deserve to know exactly what’s in your beard and why it’s there.

Elixirs of the Abyss

Oils

Avocado Oil — The Nourisher

Bathes the beard in green fire. Softens the wild. Feeds the roots with ancient vitamins.

  • Deeply moisturizes beard and skin beneath

  • Softens coarse or wiry hairs

  • Rich in vitamins A, D, and E that nourish follicles

Grapeseed Oil — The Tamer

A blade of silver light. Brings shine without chains. Subdues frizz, leaves the beard battle-ready.

  • Lightweight hydration that won’t clog pores

  • Adds natural shine without greasiness

  • Helps reduce frizz and tame flyaways

Sunflower Oil — The Shield-Bearer

Golden sunburst armor. Prevents breakage. Locks in vitality with radiant force.

  • Strengthens beard hairs, reducing breakage

  • Seals in moisture to fight dryness

  • Rich in vitamin E for healthier growth

Coconut Oil — The Hydrator

A flaming skull of moisture. Crushes beardruff. Shields against the rot of dryness.

  • Intense hydration for dry beards and skin

  • Helps prevent beard dandruff (“beardruff”)

  • Antimicrobial properties support skin health

Walnut Oil — The Forager

Dark strength from the earth. Forges thicker growth. Conditions the beard into a weapon of power.

  • Promotes beard growth with omega fatty acids

  • Deeply conditions and strengthens beard hair

  • Helps keep beard softer and more manageable

Rose-Hip Oil — The Restorer

Crimson thorn of rebirth. Restores fullness. Hydrates and awakens the sleeping beard.

  • Restores vitality and thickness to beard

  • Hydrates skin, reducing itchiness

  • Helps beard look fuller and healthier

Vitamin E Oil — The Protector

A glowing shield of eternity. Repairs the broken. Guards every strand with antioxidant might.

  • Antioxidant shield against environmental damage

  • Repairs dryness and split ends

  • Boosts circulation, supporting stronger follicles

Cocoa Butter

Rich in: stearic acid, palmitic acid, oleic acid, vitamin E, polyphenols

Benefits for beards:

  • Deep, long-lasting hydration for dry or coarse beards

  • Creates a protective barrier to lock in moisture

  • Softens and smooths beard hair, reducing tangles

  • Helps prevent breakage and split ends

  • Soothes dry, itchy skin under the beard

  • Provides natural antioxidants that protect from environmental damage

  • Adds a subtle natural sheen and mild chocolate-like scent

INCI Ingredient List

  • Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil

  • Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil

  • Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil

  • Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil

  • Juglans Regia (Walnut) Seed Oil

  • Rosa Canina (Rosehip) Seed Oil

  • Tocopherol (Vitamin E) (sometimes Tocopheryl Acetate)

  • Cera Alba (Beeswax)

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Shelf Life & Properties

  • Avocado Oil

    • ~1 year

    • Rich in unsaturated fats

  • Grapeseed Oil

    • ~1 year

    • Lightweight, low-clog

  • Sunflower Oil

    • ~1 year

    • Non-hazardous, stable

  • Coconut Oil

    • ~2 years

    • Solid at room temp, melts ≈ 24 °C

  • Walnut Oil

    • ~1 year

    • Prone to oxidation

  • Rosehip Oil

    • ~1 year

    • Sensitive to oxidation

  • Vitamin E

    • ~2–3 years

    • Antioxidant; extends other oils’ life

  • Beeswax

    • ~2–3 years

    • Very stable; protects and preserves

Hazards & Storage

  • Avocado Oil

    • Low hazard

    • Store cool & dark.

  • Grapeseed Oil

    • Low hazard.

    • Flammable at high temps.

  • Sunflower Oil

    • Non-hazardous, stable.

  • Coconut Oil

    • Non-hazardous.

    • Solidifies below 24 °C.

  • Walnut Oil

    • Non-hazardous.

    • Oxidizes quickly.

  • Rosehip Oil

    • Sensitive to oxidation

    • Keep sealed.

  • Vitamin E Oil

    • Non-hazardous

    • Flammable at high heat.

  • Beeswax

    • Solid, non-hazardous

    • Melts ≈ 62–65 °C; flammable if overheated.

Base Formulations

Wax Base

  • Beeswax

  • Coconut Oil

  • Vitamin E

  • Honey

Balm Base

  • Beeswax

  • Cocoa Butter

  • Coconut Oil

  • Sunflower Oil

  • Vitamin E Oil

  • Rose-Hip Oil

Oil Base

  • Walnut Oil

  • Avocado Oil

  • Sunflower Oil

  • Coconut Oil

  • Grapeseed Oil

  • Vitamin E Oil

  • Rose-Hip Oil

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Aroma Profiles

Skull Ripper

Lavender · Patchouli · Cedarwood · Marjoram · Cypress · Frankincense · Lemongrass

Bathed in Blood

Blood Orange · Ginger · Clove · Vanilla

Throne of Ash

Vanilla · Cinnamon · Smoky Cedarwood · Vetiver · Turmeric

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